oof id be so pissed off if that wasnt the sound they used
"my daughter turned out fine" ma'am your son is begging older women on the internet to pull a knife on him
The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me
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Part 2 to this 🤣
Sebastian(Lee): *sees MC and smirks before he wanders over to her* OH, hey babe.
MC: *who already knows that's its Leander* Oh, Hey my Seb. *sweet smile*
Sebastian(Lee): How's my girl? *smirks*
MC: I'm good, how're you?
Sebastian(Lee): Even better now I'm with you *puts his hands on her hips and pulls her into him with a cheeky grin*
MC: ....*cheeky smile*
Sebastian(Lee): How about a kiss? Hmm? Why don't you give your man a big snog?
MC: OoOoooh, is someone feeling naughty? *smirks*
Sebastian(Lee): Fuck yeah I am..Why don't we go somewhere and sort that out? *wiggles brows*
MC: *frowns as she pushes his hands away from her*
Sebastian(Lee): Baby? Sugarplum? What's wrong?
MC: *whispers through gritted teeth* Leander you fucking prick, I already KNOW it's you..
Sebastian(Lee): (?!)...Oh..*clears his throat* then this is REALLY awkward.
MC: You're damn right it's fucking awkward!!
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I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s
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